halloween

Tomorrow, most teachers across the nation will enjoy sights such as this, as they wrangle their ducklings back in a row:

I, on the other hand, will not be treated to the cutsie costumes. Rather, my students are required to dress in "career" clothing, or their regular uniform. As one parent appropriately said, "I am not putting my five-year-old in a suit. Absolutely not. And I'm definitely not buying two costumes."

All children in non-doctorbankerlawyer suits are supposed to be sent home. It should be an interesting day tomorrow.